April 2012
March 2012
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Moving Day Tomorrow (technically later today!)
This means I will get to sleep on my bed tomorrow night, instead of on a blow-up mattress. :)
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Ode to the Snooty Restaurant Patron
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Eleven o’clock,
Chalkboards pear out onto the avenue,
Colorful handwriting and elaborate chalk drawings
Working vigorously to entice your ego,
Lunch special, two-for-one, early drink specials,
All to convince you that you are the special and worthy dictator,
Of this fine eatery and its minions.
You with your tie and matching Bluetooth earpiece,
Masking your loneliness and vulnerability at...
bobabouzas asked: MATH!
bobabouzas asked: I'm on my phone, don't you grammatically correct me.
bobabouzas asked: 3 historical figures you fine to be the definition of evil.
To the anon asking the weird sexual questions:
Nope. Not answering. Sorry.
Anonymous asked: 3 fears
Anon who sent me the 3 biggest stereotypes...
Sorry, my screen kind of messed up. I thought I was answering another anon and hit the wrong one. My answer:
3 Biggest Stereotypes I Find to be True:
1. A lot of girls I know really can’t drive. Or at least they don’t like to drive therefore they let their fear of driving paralyze their ability to drive well. Which bothers me a bit because as a female driver, I hate a majority of...
Anonymous asked: 3 biggest pet peeves
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Also, it's TMI Tuesday.
Ask me shiz. And later tonight (either in the wee hours of the early A.M. or possibly tomorrow) expect my masterpiece:
Ode to the Snooty Restaurant Patron.
Six years of customer service work in mostly restaurants and now I am done for awhile. I shall culminate all the bitter, cynical thoughts I’ve locked in my head while random assholes berated me over the years in order to write what...
secret-life-of-a-20something asked: 4, 6, 34, 43, 50. I tried to pick the really random ones, lol.
“There is a kind of crying I hope you have not experienced, and it is not just...”
– Lemony Snicket, The End (via shetakesflight)
Anons are cute. Have fun, I will love you
1. What is your best friends name?
2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?
3. What are you listening to right now?
4. Whats your favorite number?
5. What was the last thing you ate?
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
7. How is the weather right now?
8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone?
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
10. Do you have a significant other?
11. Favorite TV show?
12. Siblings?
13. Height?
14. Hair color?
15. Eye Color?
16. Do you wear contacts?
17. Favorite Holiday?
18. Month?
19. Have you ever cried for no reason?
20. What was the last movie you watched?
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?
24. Hugs or Kisses?
25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?
27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?
28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?
29. What books are you reading?
30. Piercings?
31. Favorite movies?
32. Favorite football Team?
33. What are you doing right now?
34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
37. Dogs or cats?
38. Favorite flower?
39. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
41. Have you ever loved someone?
42. Who would you like to see right now?
43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
44. Have you ever fired a gun?
45. Do you like to travel by plane?
46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
47. How many pillows do you sleep with?
48. Are you missing someone?
49. Do you have a tattoo?
50. Anybody on Tumblr that you'd go on a date with?
One of my friends just found out while he was at...
A cop found her and rather than calling animal control, he shot and killed the dog.
I feel bad for him, the guy just got back from overseas not long ago and has been missing his dog the entire time. And this cop couldn’t be bothered to call the Las Vegas SPCA?
Because does this look like the face of a killer?
edit: Actually, I found out it wasn’t outside. They shot his dog in...
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Tonight is going to be my last night working with...
I’m going to miss the crap out of some of them. No more passive-aggressive Notes form the Hostess Stand posts for awhile. I’m taking a break from customer service.
thank you everyone who explained what yolo is.
Apparently I am too much of a cracker to keep up with this shit. Wake me when the hashtag trends stop.
what the fuck is yolo? and why is everyone ending...
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notastoryaboutbaseball asked: 21, 61, 75
