January 2012
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Drunk Kelli’s Guide To Drinking On A Night You Know You Will Probably Be Drinking A Lot.
Drink water hours leading up to the night if possible.
Eat something before drinking. Not eating before drinking has led to many terrible nights for me. Best advice I was taught (in a class in high school no less!)? Protein before you drink, carbs after you drink.
Emergency cash. I have $40 set...
brushrealityaside asked: Things of the utmost worldly importance - You're on my Follow Forever! I hope you have a wonderful New Years Eve!
Ever since I was old enough to have a job I have...
Imagine my joy tonight when around 7pm my manager comes by, looks at myself and the other hostesses and says,
“Kelli, go home and get your drinking done early. You open tomorrow and I need you to not call out. Be safe, don’t die, enjoy being young on New Year’s.”
My face:
Planning to spend tonight with some amigos then once C. is off work we’re going to both...
December 2011
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Date Night.
Steaks are marinating in the fridge. We’re going to use the little deck grill C. got me for Christmas. :) I have like an hour and a half before he’ll be here and decided I want to try to do my hair/make-up nice tonight.
But I am not very skilled at professional-looking make up or styling my hair, so I’m going to be trying to teach myself based off tutorials on Pinterest.
Any...
peachteaa:
things that happen when i tell people Im from a town called Niceville:
they always ask if its nice there (it isnt)
they dont believe that its actually the name of the town
they laugh
4. They ask if I’m a nice person.
5. They ask if it’s like Pleasantville.
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Me: I think I just heard a gunshot outside my window.
Harpster: Gotta love Orlando.
Me: And there goes another one.
Me: Maybe it's fireworks for New Year's? And just really loud, low-sounding blasts of fireworks?
Harpster: It's probably a gun. The other side of your street is ghetto as fuck.
Me: True.
Me: Oh, and there are the sirens.
Harpster: Mystery solved. I love apartment living.
Driving back to Orlando tomorrow.
6 hours.
Before I leave I need to remember to: Swipe the art supplies I just found in a shoe box in my closet, grab the extra Woodchuck and McGuire’s beer in the fridge that mom and dad won’t drink, grab the green apples out of the fridge while mom will of course pack me a huge tupperware of leftovers to take of Christmas dinner and sweets. Which I will give away most of immediately....
bluechamber-deactivated20120211 asked: If you could sleep with any super hero (from the comics, not the movies) who would it be and why?
Oh hey, there's still a few hours of TMI Tuesday...
Anyone want to play?
Reblog if you know someone who is serving in...
I sent him a care package for Christmas. He told me as long as I’m not in the box, because he and his guys have only been there two weeks and haven’t gotten to fight yet and “if you were there you’d fuck up all the bad guys before I get to do what I’m trained to do!”
He was of course kidding…
but I’m okay with this reputation all the same.
borrellirow asked: That first black jacket in your last post. Where would a gentleman find one of those?
Cost of four textbooks on Kindle: $45. Cost of...
Fuck yeah, Kindle!
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